The Caption Game

The Caption Game is TDC's classic interactive feature. Here, you can submit a humorous caption to the screenshot below. When submitting use the submission form below, or you can send your caption in an email to kamakaziplumber [at] gmail [dot] com. Remember when submitting, that any captions considered inappropriate or vulgar will not be posted, as will off-topic or spam submissions.

Link is engaged in a final battle with Ganondorf. What does he say? -OR- What does Ganondorf say? -OR- What do they both say?


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Name:

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Caption:


The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Check back next month for the winners!

The Submissions

Zeldaguy124
Link: *slash*
Ganondorf: u missed
Link: thats what she said

Ahroun
Ganon: "Ha! Mine's bigger!"
Link: "no fair..."

xXNedXx
Link: *wiggles pinky finger*

Oh_The_Truth
Writer: This is an epic battle of titanic proportions!
Artist: This is a beautiful pose worthy of memory
Philosopher: This is a curious conflict of two different ideals
Developer: This is the next level of in-game fighting mechanics
Bartender: GET OUT OF MY BAR, YOU DRUNKS!!!

Can't_Breathe
Link: This is hardly a fair match...
Dev: Why not? Is Ganondorf too big? Is his sword too much?
Link: His lair has too many aromas!

Weasel
Ganondorf: No! This is my bad side!
Link: Every side is your bad side...

Insanity!
Ganon: Link... I Am Your Father!
Link: That's Not True! It's Impossible!
Ganon: And Princess Zelda is your Sister!
Link: Whoa! What?
Ganon: (Cuts off Links head...) Just Joking!

time_traveler
Link: Woah,deja vu.

Darth_Ales
Ganondorf: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Link: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Jumanji
Link: Dude, yours really is bigger.

Ahroun-Zanahi
Link: ... Are you wearing a rug for a cape?
Ganon: "Villains R Us" was out of evil capes, so I had to go to the rug store... I got this great two-for-one deal!
Link: Really!?! Wow! My tree-house needs a new rug!
*both walk off*

Blarg
Link: Get your Big Nose out of my Face!

GreaterMan
Link: Great. I can't even go out without some archenemy attacking me.

Subtle_Playah3890
Ganondorf: When I've defeated you, I'm gonna find Zelda, and we're gonna kiss, and make out, and have some babies-
Zelda: WHAT are you gonna do with me?
Ganondorf: Zelda!...Why are you dressed up like Link?
Zelda: I'm the new Hero of Time.
Ganondorf: What happened to Link?
Zelda: He finally finished puberty. Nintendo fired him because he gained a beer gut.
Ganondorf: Whoa! Well, who's the princess now?
Zelda: Impa.
Ganondorf: Ah, she's not too bad.
Zelda: The one who wears a MooMoo.
Ganondorf: Iww!

BasementNerds
Link: Where are we fighting?
Ganondorf: In my mom's basement.
Link: Have we really fought--
Ganondorf: Yeah. That many times.

Old_Man
Ganondorf: Darned be whippersnappers, vandalizing a poor old man!

No_Where_To_Be_Found
Link: Security! SECURITY!

Insult_Fight
Link: Die spawn of evil!
Ganondorf: Die you over-saturated elf!
Link: You pumpkin-haired demon!
Ganondorf: You who's still in high school!
Link: You...YOU...BAD MAN!!!

The_Navi
Ganondorf: Harry, give me the stone!
Link: Your kidney collection is big enough, Vader!
Logo: Wrong script. We better mute this whole vid.

Mr_Dr_Prof
Ganondorf: Join the Dark Side, young Link!
Link: I can't...
Ganondorf: Why not?
Link: This scene never concludes itself! What's the whole point?

Beidah
Link: Awwww. A romantic dinner for two in the background. I was wondering what you were going to do for are enemy aniversery.

Anonymous
Random Singer Dude: MORTAL KOMBAT! (Music plays as Link and Ganon Fight to the Death...)

Oath
Link: Ganon! Give me back mah cookie!
Ganon: I told you, i didnt steal it! IT WAS EZLO!
Link, whom was stoned at the time: oh. mus'nt of heard you. *gets out his bird-hat-thing killing weapon and heads toward the 3cm by 2 cm square village hidden in a -very- dense forest, to get his cookie.*
Dev: i smell a new game! Link and the legend of the stolen cookie, perhaps!

Wingless-angel
Link: You know, i never remembered clashing like this.....
Ganon: me too! Wanna get mcdonalds?
Link: sure!! *they walk way*
Announcer: Hey get back here! You're not leaving the gamers confused are you??!!

TwilightWolf482
Link: You'll NEVER win this staring contest, Ganon!
Ganon: MUAHAHA!!! -evil glare-
Link: -thoughts- Don't...BLINK! O.O

genesis
Link: NP..NP...
Ganon: What are you doing?
Link: I'm trying to figure out what 'NP' means.
Ganon: oh! You mean the little thing at the bottom of the screen? It's really been distracting me.
Link: I know! I can't figure it out..'new..portfolio'? 'Noodle pacing'? 'Nomad parking'? ...... 'Naked people'?!
Ganon: I think it stands for 'Nimrod Poodle'.
Link: That's gotta be it.

Keychain
Link: WHY AM I ALWAYS SO SHORT?
Ganon: Because the bad guys have to look tough.
Link: But, don't I always win against you?
Ganon:...

Vaati
Link: DROP your Weapon!!!!!
Ganon: No you drop it.

sukotsutsu
Link: Cheater, get a smaller sword!!

Mikey
Link: *grunt* *slash* Yknow, I was thinking...
Ganondorf: *yell* *parry* Yes?
Link: *sidestep* If this scene is never to appear in any game, and is only a preview of a cancelled game...
Ganondorf: *jump attack* Uh-huh...
Link: *dodge* Why do we fight like this wasting energy?
Ganondorf: *stops in mid move* Yeah, why?
Link: Wanna get some beer?
Ganondorf: Aren't ya underage?
Link: Your point?

Giratina
Link: Ow... my hand!
Director: O_o Where is the Master Sword?
Ganondorf: I Win! Fatality!

Tea
Link: Are we fighting in a tea shop?

Little_Dragon_gurl
Link/Ganon: FREEZE FRAME!!!
Ganon: uhh wait, this is my bad side! look at how ugly i am!!
Link: actually, u were always unattractive. zelda wont even like u! -_-'

flaminghalo
Link: Just a hypothetical question, what if this project was cancelled, and instead replaced with a cel-shaded game with a shorter version of me and a fatter version of you?
Ganondorf: But what are the odds of that?

KamakaziPlumber
Link: Two words, Ganon: Breath. Mint.


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